Former Canadian Minister of Defense and Deputy Prime Minister, Paul Hellyer, has uncovered a plot by President Bush to start an intergalactic war. Away from his padded cell for a lecture at the University of Toronto, Mr. Hellyer said "UFOs, are as real as the airplanes that fly over your head."As the medication started to wear off, Hellyer continued: "I'm so concerned about what the consequences might be of starting an intergalactic war, that I just think I had to say something."
Hellyer continued with his speech being interpreted into Vulcan, just in case Spock's great, great, great, great, great, grandfather was listening via subspace communications: "The secrecy involved in all matters pertaining to the Roswell incident was unparalleled. The classification was, from the outset, above top secret, so the vast majority of U.S. officials and politicians, let alone a mere allied minister of defense, were never in-the-loop."
Wait for it, wait for it...and now the punchline.
Hellyer warned, "The United States military are preparing weapons which could be used against the aliens, and they could get us into an intergalactic war without us ever having any warning. He stated, "The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."
Star Trek fans in attendance erupted in a standing ovations as he concluded with "the time has come to lift the veil of secrecy, and let the truth emerge, so there can be a real and informed debate, about one of the most important problems facing our planet today."
Some stories just write themselves. And no, none of the quotes are made up.
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