Monday, November 21, 2005

A Daily Dose Of Free Advice

Good Mornin', this sick, twisted freaks!

As I was listening to one of my favorite radio shows, Glenn Beck, I heard a little bit of advice I would like to pass on to my readers. If you have a daughter, for the sake of family peace don't ever say this to her:

"Honey, you butt looks like two bulldogs fighting in a sack."

Apparently this does not go over very well.

1 comment:

The Publican said...

How about:

Your butt looks like you were spanked by a waffle iron?

Or or...

Looks like your fanny got some hail damage?

or if she had an overbite could you say:

She can eat apples through a picket fence?

I'm sorry, I am just having a really hard time taking to this political correctness stuff.