In an ever increasing effort to keep up with California as the second most whacked-out liberal state, Massachusetts introduced a bill this week to reduce the punishment on the bestiality statute. The In A Word Gossip Team (Busy Bodies) has it from an unreliable, unconfirmed source that the sheep of Massachusetts are more than a bit worried. A spokesram for the Sheep union said in a terse statement made at Farmer Brown's farm, "that we believe humans should be legally bound to keep their perverts to their own species."
In an interesting twist, it has been confirmed that the bill is "strongly endorsed by the state's three major powerful homosexual lobbying groups." Call me cynical, but can someone be "born that way" when it come to sex with farm animals?
When discussion of the bill came before the legislature "reportedly, no one from the public testified against the measure." That is a little creepy.
However, the bill does beg the question: "which came first, the chicken or..." Oh nevermind, I won't go there.
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