Friday, December 09, 2005

Iran Denies The Holocaust And The World Being Round


Citing something along the lines of Jewish media bias and lacking the ability to see the world beyond the tip of their noses, Iranian leaders this week dismissed that the Holocaust of World War II ever even happened.

"Some European countries insist on saying that Hitler killed millions of innocent Jews in furnaces ... Although we don't accept this claim." stated Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "We also believe the United States to be figment of the world's imagine as everyone knows the world ends just a few miles off the eastern coast of Portugal and Spain."

In A Word Political Insider has an unconfirmed, unreliable source that says the UN is now strongly considering the United States' new exit strategy from Iraq(pictured). However, the only roadblock to UN approval seems to be the insistence that the US converge on Iran from both Iraq and Afghanistan. More on this story as Iranian leaders say more stupid things later today.

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