Amid the pomp and circumstance surrounding the Tookie Williams funeral, In A Word was able to secure special VIP passes for our band of roving reporters. William's black tie affair was the must attend celebrity event this week where a struggling B-list actor could get a little face time. Among the has beens were: Sean Penn, Danny Glover, and Snoop Dogg. Of course it goes without saying that Jesse Jackson was also in attendance... I mean duh, once the funeral gained nationwide attention Jackson's presence was a given.
Now lets join our field reporters who have caught up with some the celebrities on the red carpet, guys take it away...
Albert Owen: ...Gurgle...Gurgle...
In A Word Studios: Oh, Albert stop clowning around, everyone knows one of Tookie's favorite things to laugh about was you choking on your own blood. This funeral is a solemn affair, lets try to keep it professional. Anyone else want to add anything?
Yen-Yi: ...
Tsai-Shai: ...
Yu-Chin: ...
In A Word Studios: Guys you there? Anyone? Ew, it would seem we are having some technical difficulties due to the fact each one of our reporters had their brains blown out by a shotgun during Tookie's killing spree.
However, In A Word is hopeful some good still might come from all this violence. And no, we weren't thinking about the possibility of Tookie preaching against gang warfare. In A Word believes that with Albert, Yen-Yi, Tsai-Shai, and Yu-Chin now in the ever-after that they might be able to mediate a seance with the careers of Penn, Glover, and Jackson.
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