Tuesday, December 13, 2005

In A Word Action News Presents: Terri Schiavo Covering The Tookie Williams Execution

In A Word Action News is proud to bring you an in depth feature on the Tookie Williams execution. As the media attention starts to die down now that Tookie is in hell, In A Word would like to present a new spin on the growing soap opera that is liberal grand standing.

Jesse Jackson heard that at a minimum 50 TV stations and a 100 newspapers would be covering the Tookie saga. It needs not be said that this was Jackson's type of attention seeking circus. The whole dang proceeding practically begged for a Jesse Jackson intervention.

In A Word has secured an exclusive interview with Jesse Jackson. Lets us go now to our field reporter, Terri Schiavo, who will update us on her one on one conversation with Jesse Jackson, Terri we turn it over to you...

Terri: ....

In A Word Studios: Terri are you there?

Terri: ...

In A Word Studios: Terri blink once if you can hear me.

Terri: ...

In A Word Studios: Terri, am I to understand that by your motionless blank stare that you believe the irony of Democrats defending the life of a convicted killer, but allowing your husband to starve you to death is just another case of liberals being caught up in one of their ideological catch-22s? Yes, I see.

In A Word Studios: Terri, we heard the word "redemption" being thrown around a lot the last few days. Did you have a chance to press Jesse Jackson on that issue?

Terri: ...

In A Word Studios: Yes, I see your point, Terri. We also find it disturbing that a man could find redemption in a state institution. Clearly the separation of church and state is not being closely watched in California penal system if a man can find redemption in prison. Terri, we look forward to hearing more of your hard hitting investigative report in future newscasts.

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