**Warning this post may be highly offensive to some people, read at your own risk**
Ingredients needed: 1 convicted felon with a history of murder and gang creation, 1 extremely liberal state with bleeding heart celebrities, and nationwide media attention.
- Dice 4 lives and cut them short.
- Simmer unremorseful for 20 years.
- Sprinkle liberally with sympathy from celebrities and attention seekers
- Garnish with Children's literature and Noble peace prize nominations.
- Prior to baking, marinate in deadly chemical for 1 hour.
- Finally, serve on a slab as an example for all to see.
Serving directions: please be aware Fried Tookie will result in a highly racial concoction. Rioting may ensue.
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