Monday, December 12, 2005

Fried Tookie: An In A Word Recipe

**Warning this post may be highly offensive to some people, read at your own risk**

Ingredients needed: 1 convicted felon with a history of murder and gang creation, 1 extremely liberal state with bleeding heart celebrities, and nationwide media attention.
  • Dice 4 lives and cut them short.
  • Simmer unremorseful for 20 years.
  • Sprinkle liberally with sympathy from celebrities and attention seekers
  • Garnish with Children's literature and Noble peace prize nominations.
  • Prior to baking, marinate in deadly chemical for 1 hour.
  • Finally, serve on a slab as an example for all to see.

Serving directions: please be aware Fried Tookie will result in a highly racial concoction. Rioting may ensue.

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