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From Ask.InAWord@gmail.com:

Dear In A Word,

Greetings to you and Please permit me to introduce myself. I am Mr.Justin Lorenzo, an Italian crude oil Merchant based in Sao Tome and Principe. I was so lucky to come in contact with your profile and email address on the internet, and that is why i am contacting you. I was diagnosed with esophageal cancer which has defiled all medical solutions and according to medical experts I only have a few more months to live. As you read this you do not have to feel sorry for me as it is a universal truth that we all must die someday, the only problem with mine though being that I have particularly not lived my life well in spite of my wealth and possessions as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business. Though I am very rich I was never generous, I was never caring about people but only dedicated my time and resources on my business as that was the only thing I cared about. But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just accumulating all the wealth in the world, as I lay helplessly on my sick bed. If I was given a second chance to live again I sure would live mylife a different way from how I have lived it owing to what has befallen me now. As my last days alive are drawing closer and closer I have already willed out most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends. I also want my soul to be at peace with God and for him to be merciful on me and accept my soul and to this regard I have resolved to give my remaining funds to charity organizations as I want this to stand as one of the last deeds I indulge in on earth before I die. Though I have already distributed money to some charity organizations, Now that my health has deteriorated so badly I can no longer continue with this myself and also I do not trust my immediate family members or close friends on this, as I have once asked them to close one of my accounts and distribute the funds therein to charity organizations in Sudan,Somolia, Haiti and India they greedily kept the money to themselves.
Hence I am contacting you with this as I have lost confidence in them because it is obvious they are not contented with what I have left for them. The last of my funds which no one knows of is a cash deposit of Fourteen million U.S Dollars ($14,000,000,00) stashed in two trunk boxes and declared as Personal effects of high security value which I have with a finance/Security Company in the Netherlands. All I am asking of you is to assist me in making the collection of this deposit and dispatching the funds to any charity of your choice after keeping 20% of the funds for yourself and your family.10% of these funds should be to cover any expenses that might be incurred in the process of making this claims. Please contact me as soon as you get this email if you are capable and sincere to handle this transaction on my behalf so I can forward you with all relevant documents necessary for the claims and the name of the security firm where the funds are deposited. God bless you as I await words from you.
Please inform me as soon as possible via my email address:jlorenzo45@yahoo.it, even if you are not interested so I can proceed to seek for someone else to carry out this on my behalf. Thanks for your anticipated co-operation.
Justin Lorenzo.


Dear Justin,

Thank you for considering In A Word as a beneficiary to your vast wealth. However, at this time In A Word is flush with offers to take, without any effort, considerable wealth from unknown sources. And frankly we just don't have the time to help everyone wishing to freely give away large sums of money.

However, as a thanks for thinking of In A Word as a possible source to will your money to, we would like to let you, Justin Lorenzo, in on the deal of a lifetime. I have a bridge in San Francisco Bay, slightly used, going cheap...

Let me know if you are interested. All I need is your bank account information. Obviously, you have my email address, so let me know as soon as possible. This deal won't last forever!