Monday, January 23, 2006

What? Can You Explain That In English Next Time?

I grabbed this quote off of the Daily Kos, and I thought maybe we could play a little game? So, without further ado...

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Say That Again?

Turning The Tables By DarkSyde taken from The Daily Kos

The modern GOP is a precarious alliance between moderate, sane, conservatives, corporate interests understandably focused on short term profits, and a fundamentalist mob whose social policies poll anywhere between unpopular to repugnant among the majority of Americans.

The moderates are the official face set forth in PR efforts, the corporate interests drive the money, and like in any feudal system, the cultish masses provide the votes and do the grassroots work. But there's a glaring weakness: Expose that extremist base for what it is, flip that rock over to illuminate the ugly squatting trolls hiding underneath, and it's game over folks. Here's one way to go about doing that, and in all fairness we should thank the GOP shills on Cable News and all across the blogosphere for bringing it our attention and warming up the soundbite for us so nicely.
In all fairness, that is the entire post. I deleted nothing.

Here is my take, and feel free to post your comments also:

There are trolls; ugly ones. They live under rocks. If you flip the rock over, then it illuminates the trolls who must have some translucent coating. Once you have flipped the rock over then it is time to watch cable TV while laying on your couch eating a snack of warmed up Soundbites. Tasty.

Of course, what goes unexplained by Dark Syde, is what happens to the little pillbugs under the rock with the trolls? You know the cute little insects that roll up into a ball when anyone attacks them? What happens to the libera - I mean pillbugs?

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