If the following conversation between two unaware callers isn't proof the Bush administration has gone too far in its' wiretapping program, then frankly I don't know what it will take to convince some of you wingnuts that the President Bush is out of control.
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H. Clinton: Hello, Mrs. and Mr. Hillary Clinton's Residence.
Caller: Heyyyyy, baaaaabbyy
H. Clinton: Denzel is that you?
Caller: No, babe..it's me Al.
H. Clinton: Roker?
Caller: Roker? Hell, no it's me Al Sharpton.
H. Clinton: Oh, right. What is with the forced deep voice? Are you trying to channel Barry White again?
A. Sharpton: Well, actually I was kinda wondering if we could play plantation again, but this time I was hoping you could be the slave.
H. Clinton: This is a booty call? I think you have the wrong Clinton and I sure as hell don't ever play the slave.
A. Sharpton: Don't play me, especially after what we shared.
H. Clinton: I told you to never mention that again, I was clearly on the rebound after that whole Flowers thing. It nearly cost me the Presidency.
A. Sharpton: Come on baby, maybe I could "take you down to the chocolate city where the Al is..."
H. Clinton: Spare me the serenade and present me with one good reason why I should give you a Lewinsky?
A. Sharpton: I am your black knight who came riding to the rescue when you made that the raciss "plantation" remark, remember?
H. Clinton: Oh, haven't you heard? Barack Obama also come to my aid. And no offense Al, but it is better if I associate with him over you, if you know what I am saying. Politically speaking of course.
A. Sharpton: Oh, baby why you gots to be so col-
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