In A Word's Cordless Power Tool Of The Week

Sean Penn [shown trying to bale out his career].

Actor Sean Penn added to the enthusiasm of the day by stressing that all of the nation's anti-war activism was taking hold and was starting to work a—while admitting that the stress of living under the current administration was making it tough for him to quit smoking. Stating that he "was not a pacifist on the inside", he was moved to be one on the outside for the sake of his children and grandchildren's future. He said we have to fight for everything we have.

I would like to add a few items to the list of things that have been Bush's fault: I tend to eat too much, I tend to spend money occasionally beyond my means, I left a bottle of Ketchup out overnight and had to throw it away, and I suck at FPS games like Call Of Duty 2 for the XBOX 360. Needless to say the end of the 2nd Bush term can't come soon enough for me. He is literally ruining my life.

Runner up to Sean Penn for In A Word's Cordless Power Tool Of The Week:

Jesse Jackson.

The "reverend" Jesse Jackson claimed Bush has been spying on him like the government spied on Martin Luther King.

Asked to respond to reports that U.S. citizens were being "spied" on by the White House the same way Dr. Martin Luther King was in the 1960s, Jackson said Monday: "Well, and so am I. We have gone from being lied to about the war to being spied on for protesting the war."
"This is an impeachable offense," Jackson declared. "And the Congress must not spare the integrity of our country in having hearings on just how much violence he did to the law in this act, this unauthorized unconstitutional act."

It goes without saying these were baseless attacks and Jackson had no proof to back it up. Of course, you already knew that...when was the last time Jesse worried about trifle little things like proof and truth? Also, ever notice how Jesse tries to throw out Martin Luther King at every chance he gets to try and bolster his integrity? Hey, Jesse just in case you were wondering; you're no Martin Luther King.