***I pull very few punches, so if you have strong feelings on abortion might I suggest skipping this post***Used to be that when you would have unprotected sex and get yourself knocked up you would have to go through the whole abortion process without any support. Not today! A non-profit organization out of San Francisco has beaten Hallmark to the punch by issuing happy abortion cards.
Corn Beltway Boys' sources have secured a few early proofs of the upcoming abortion cards and I present them to you:
- You got laid and knock up, but all I got you was this lousy card
- While your baby circles and heads down the drain, I just wanted to let you know you're still my favorite slut
- 10 Beers: $22.5, 1 Unused Condom: $2.25, never having to face your responsibilities: Priceless.
- Lordy, Lordy, Look Who's Whorey
- Thinking of your uterus
- Sorry, but this card is just like you...Late.
1 comment:
If you think that 1 condom costs $2.25 then you must not get laid very often, which explains why you're so jealous.
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