5. Bought a Mr. Coffee for his Des Moines campaign office; splurged for the 10 cup thermal programmable model.
4. Got the coveted Elmer Buford endorsement and all the political capital the mayor of Deloit, IA [pop. 240] brings with it.
3. Got to meet Jim Carrey during his Tonight Show with Jay Leno visit; thanked Carrey for making his favorite movie: Ace Ventura II: When Nature Calls.
2. Raised $4.26 during a "Pickle with a Politician" fund raiser sponsored by Vlasic International Foods.
1. Upon dropping out, now gets to call himself a "former Presidential candidate."