Sunday, February 04, 2007

Government Declares Open Season For Wasteful Spending

The age of free love for deer may just be an inoculation or two away. The National Wildlife Research Center has developed a new drug that would sterilize the deer population and prevent breading for two whole years. What's even better is that it only costs an estimated $300 -$1000 per buck or doe.

I know what you are thinking..."Jeremie, won't this just make the deer population more promiscuous and a cause a steep rise in sexually transmitted diseases due to unprotected sex?" Yes, but it saves a bullet through their skulls and really isn't that more important wasting the tax payer's money?

I have one simple question: who was the bleeding heart, tree hugger that came up with this idea? Rather than increase revenues and expanded hunting licenses, lets spend money in a failed attempt to artificially control the deer population.

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