Des Moines-CBB Coming just days after Iowa's newest governor, Chet Culver, butchered the word "literacy" his administration has launched 'Literacy For Lugz." A top down approach to reading and writing that starts at the governor's mansion.
"Chet's speeches give us continual reminders that no sector of our society is immune to illiteracy," Culver press secretary Courtney Greene said, "through Chet's incompetence we can show thousands of children that you can be a complete idiot yet still achieve greatness."
Although still in the preliminary planning stages, Governor Culver expressed a great deal of confidence in the proposed program.
"By starting yearly litmusy tests, we can prevent future generators of children from falling through the crackers."
Reprinted for Corn Beltway Boys
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