I have made a huge oversight - I left out two of the biggest gifts of the year!
1) The Saddam Chia Beard. Can't grow your own, manly Islamic beard? Can you see the smirks under the veils at your patchy, back-hair looking facial growth? Then you need the Saddam Chia Beard! Get it for the facially challenged man in your life
2) The clapper detonation device. Still a favorite among the senior citizen terrorist. Guaranteed to make a huge impression!
These are also great gifts!
[this posted reprinted from The Corn Beltway Boys by Daren Jaques]
1 comment:
Awesome! I am going to order some those pretty choclate bars :).
Thank you both of you for helping me change my life. I am so much healthy now.
Thank you,
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