In an effort to make sure Iranian teenagers retain their pent up sexual frustrations, Iranian Supreme Leader Sayyid Ali Khameini had outlawed "deliberate masturbation." I am guessing it's hard to get a masturbating extremist to give up his life for the promise of 72 virgins, when he could just as soon grow old with a sock in one hand and a mouse in the other while surfing the internet.
And as a side note, what the hell is "deliberate masturbation?" Is indelibereate masturbation a problem in Iran?
"Sayid, what have I told you about masturbating at the dinner table?"
"Sorry, Dad I didn't even realize I was doing it..."
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